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John McClane!- Peppermint Hot Chocolate- LAST CHANCE
John McClane!- Peppermint Hot Chocolate- LAST CHANCE

John McClane!- Peppermint Hot Chocolate- LAST CHANCE

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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs" 

This is the perfect soap to help you relax after a long day of flying across the county, chasing terrorists in bare feet, saving the day, and getting your estranged wife to fall back in love with you. John McClane smells exactly like a sweet and soothing peppermint hot chocolate and is packed with cocoa butter, shea butter, and avocado oil to keep your skin feeling smooth.

This version of John McClane will be retired at the end of the year. Get yours now before it is too late. 

Features:

  • Amazing Peppermint Hot Chocolate Scent  
  • Adorably designed
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide,  Mica, Iron Oxide, Polyester 3, Iron Oxide, Acid Red 92

 

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