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It's Christmas and We're All in Misery- Hot Buttered Rum

It's Christmas and We're All in Misery- Hot Buttered Rum

Regular price $7.00 Sale

Is your entire family is in for the holidays and driving you nuts?  Do they look down upon a morning hot buttered rum consumption to help you cope? Go hide out in the shower with this delicious hot buttered rum scented soap. 

It's sweet caramel and vanilla scent will help you forget all about the extra people in your space while leaving you feeling clean and moisturized. 


  • Smells good enough to eat!
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz

How to Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Don't get it all up in your junk.  Your lady bits are self-cleaning

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Cocoa Powder, Mica, Iron Oxide, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Dioxide, Fragrance

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