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The 90s Called....and they want their soap back.

The 90s Called....and they want their soap back.

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......and they called because they don't have text. 

Inspired by the generation when I came of age, this soap is for my fellow Baby Gen-Xers/Older Millenials, The ones who watched Saved By the Bell and Hey Dude after school. It's for those of us who were sore after dancing to the 2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show, The ones of us who are sick of living through historical events. 

Like all of us, these soaps were extra complicated and therefore each soap looks completely different. 


  • Clean and fresh herbal scent.
  • Scent is very light, perfect for those who only like a hint of fragrance. 
  • Bright colors are a perfect reminder of the Nickelodeon days of the early 90s.
  • 100% Vegan
  • Made with our secret recipe of 6 oils and kinds of butter
  • Each product is handmade and hand-cut, so there may be slight variations from the picture.
  • Approximate Net Weight: 4.0 oz. 

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don't think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth, Or don't because that creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 


    Ingredients: Olive Oil, Wine, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Kaolin Clay,  Fluorphlogopite, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Chromium Oxide Green, Mica, Iron Oxide, Manganese Violet. 

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