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Moira Rosé
Moira Rosé

Moira Rosé

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"This wine is awful. Get me another glass"

If the thought of going into another year of a global pandemic makes you say "Oh I'd kill for a good coma right now" in your best Moira Rose-affected accent, this soap is for you. Inspired by everyone's favorite TV terrible mother, Moira Rosé soap is a little spicy, a little sweet, and a little drunk. Seriously, it's made with rosé wine! 

Features:

  • Scent is a muted floral with a hint of black pepper and rosé wine. 
  • Made with Rosé wine because drinking wine on weekday mornings is often looked down upon. 
  • 100% Vegan
  • Made with our secret recipe of 6 oils and kinds of butter
  • Each product is handmade and hand-cut so there may be slight variations from the picture.
  • Approximate Net Weight: 4.0 oz. 

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Don't get it all up in your junk.  Your lady bits are self-cleaning.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Wine, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Iron Oxide, Silica, Tin Oxide, Fragrance

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