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Deranged Easter Bunny

Deranged Easter Bunny

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You hate to be a jerk over a gift but we all have that one person in our life who misses the mark when it comes to gifts. Be it a diet book, hair growth serum, or a pink costume that makes you look like a "deranged easter bunny", sometimes you just grin and give a strained "thanks".  

After an awkward gift exchange, wash away those bad feelings with a bar of our Deranged Easter Bunny soap. This is not your average Christmas scent. No chocolate, pine, or mint. Instead, this soap smells like rich spice and smoky incense with a hit of black plum.  

Features:

  • Not your typical holiday scent
  • Smells like spice, incense and plum.
  • Deep plum color with festive flakes of eco-glitter gold throughout the bar.  
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Net weight: 4.0 oz

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t, because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide,  Mica, Iron Oxide, Titanium Dioxide, Manganese Violet, Fluorphlogopite, Tin Dioxide 

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Kat
I wanted to lick myself

This holiday season, I ordered gifts for my coworkers. I selected soaps based off of what they gravitated towards. So I put in my order, threw in a couple of wildcards, and hoped for the best.
Holy moly. I opened the box of soaps, unsure what to expect. The apprehension was killing me. The first one I opened was It's a Beaut, Clark!, and I fell to my knees like the three wise men, in honor of peppermint and chocolatey goodness. Hallelujah!
Once I had risen, I made my husband smell the soap. We decided to squirrel this one away and not gift it. It makes me smell like my favorite parts of the holidays- so good, I wanted to lick myself!