If the thought of going into another year of a global pandemic makes you say "Oh I'd kill for a good coma right now" in your best Moira Rose-affected accent, this soap is for you. Inspired by everyone's favorite TV terrible mother, Moira Rosé soap is a little spicy, a little sweet, and a little drunk. Seriously, it's made with rosé wine!
Scent is a muted floral with a hint of black pepper and rosé wine.
Made with Rosé wine because drinking wine on weekday mornings is often looked down upon.
Made with our secret recipe of 6 oils and kinds of butter
Each product is handmade and hand-cut so there may be slight variations from the picture.
Approximate Net Weight: 4.0 oz.
Rub onwetbody. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
Don't get it all up in your junk. Your lady bits are self-cleaning.