Didn't get the Rolex from your boss despite being a power-suit-wearing, ambitious 1980s career woman? Stuck at a company that has late-night Christmas parties on Christmas Eve for some reason? Waiting for the tough and lovable but ultimately clueless man in your life to realize it's time he sacrificed for YOUR career for once? Treat yourself to our gingerbread cookie soap named for everyone's favorite corporate hostage Holly Gennaro.
Smells good enough to eat with notes of ginger, cloves, and vanilla
A beautiful dusting of gold mica on top gives the soap and extra hint of luxury
Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
Handcrafted in small batches
Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz
How to Use:
Rub onwetbody. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
Don’t get it in eyes because it hurts like hell.
Don't get it all up in your junk. Your lady bits are self-cleaning