{"product_id":"your-rich-crunchy-aunt","title":"Your Rich Crunchy Aunt- Sandalwood + Vanilla  Scented","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis soap smells like that one aunt your mom doesn't want to invite to Thanksgiving. You know, your dad's sister who is married to a hedge fund manager and lives in a gated community but dresses like she lives in ex-pat yoga commune on a Costa Rican beach. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe insists on bringing a seed-oil, grain free, bean and kale stuffing for dinner and you can see your mom sip her wine and smile when everyone choses grandma's white bread version instead. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is that aunt who passively makes backhanded compliments to your Dad like \"Wow, your house seems so clean, for once\" and she passively implies to your cousin that he wouldn't have ADHD if his parents focused on natural immunity instead of vaccines. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEverything about this aunt is judgmental and awful...except the way she smells. Even your mom has to admit that this aunt smells fantastic. Like rich, creamy and slightly powdery sandalwood mixed with subtle hint of a freshly split vanilla bean. It's the kind of smell that makes you want to hug her, but if you do you'll feel her mentally calculating how much weight you lost or gained since she last saw you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllows you to smell your aunt without having to actually see her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGentle top notes of fancy sandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBottom round out the scent with a hint of vanilla.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo colors of additives. The light brow occurs naturally from the fragrance.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% vegan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet weight: 4.0 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRub on\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebody. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow Not To Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBe gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIngredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Fragrance\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Oakley Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51260601499871,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/theoakleysoapco.com\/products\/your-rich-crunchy-aunt","provider":"The Oakley Soap Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}