Fall is my Entire Personality-Perfect Pumpkin Pie

Summer? Beach?

Hard pass.

I'm prepping for Spooky Season during the 4th of July fireworks. My hoodies are ready, waiting for the first dip in temps. I mapped out all the best routes to see Fall Colors within a 300-mile radius. My credit card statement consists mostly of coffee shops that serve warmly spiced drinks. 

I don't care if that makes me basic. I am proud that Fall is my entire personality. 

• Smells like a perfect slice of pumpkin pie straight from the oven. 
• Colored like perfectly baked slice.  
• Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
• Handcrafted in small batches
• 100% vegan
• Net weight: 4.0 oz

How to Use:

• Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
• To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

• Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
• Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Water, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Iron Oxide