Only, I didn't say Fudge....

This one is for all the ones who've been threatened to have their mouth washed with soap. If you've tried to replace your four-letter-words with words like fudge, fork, shirt and monkey-fighter but failed, you probably identified with this scene in "A Christmas Story". 

While this soap won't clean up your dirty mouth, it will clean the rest of you quite nicely. 

Features:

• The warm scent of Cinnamon and orange essential oil
• Brown and orange swirls topped with a festive eco gold.
  
• Great for lots of holidays, Not Christmas specific. 
• Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
• Handcrafted in small batches
• 100% vegan
• Net weight: 4.0 oz

To Use:

• Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
• To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t, because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

• Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
• Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Citrus Sinensis (Orange Oil), Zeylancium (Cinnamon Leaf Oil) Sodium Lactate,  Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Tin Oxide, Fluorphlogopite