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Calm Down, Karen- Lavender Soap
Calm Down, Karen- Lavender Soap
Calm Down, Karen- Lavender Soap

Calm Down, Karen- Lavender Soap

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Because the world's a dumpster fire and you need something nice in your life. 

Do you read the comments on internet articles even though you know you shouldn't? Ever catch yourself yelling "TUCK AND ROLL" in the school drop-off line because the minivan in front of you seems to have an intense goodbye ritual, and you're late for work? Calm Down, Karen* might be the soap for you. 

Made with lavender tea, lavender essential oil, and purple Brazilian clay, Calm Down, Karen is an excellent addition to a relaxing hot shower. And a relaxing hot shower can help you have patience with the overworked server who keeps forgetting your diet soda. You don't immediately have to ask to see their manager. 

* Apologies to all the good Karens in the world.  I know you're probably mad at me for this. Just remember, in this case, Karen is an attitude, not a name. 


  • Purple Brazilian Clay creates a silky lather
  • Scented with natural lavender essential oil
  • Made with our own recipes of 6 skin loving oils and kinds of butter
  • 100% vegan
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • Net Weight: 4.0 oz

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t, because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Lavender Oil, Sodium Lactate, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Montmorillonite, Kaolin, Mica

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Calm Down Karen, help is on the way...

I bought this for a friend (named Karen) because, clever marketing, and the soap is amazing. Now I have to admit I haven't actually used it, as it's a gift and that would be really weird. But it's been sitting in a bag on my desk for a week before being delivered to my friend, and it made me happy because it smells so good! I kind of want to order another bar to keep around so I can just have all the good smells at my desk one the soap has been delivered to its rightful owner. I have no doubt it will be greatly appreciated by Karen (though she's not A Karen).

So Gentle and Smells Great

I ditched body washes and started using this. It works great, leaves my skin feeling good after, and I love the calming lavender scent after a long day.

Stacy Sturgis
My absolute favorite....and that is saying something.

While I have loved every single bar of soap I have purchased, this one is by far my favorite! I keep this bar by the bathtub because that's where I head after the gym. There is just something about the calming scent of lavender after an hour of spin and before bed that really calms me. I am so amped up after the gym that I need something to force my body to calm down and this bar does the trick every single time!

Smells great

This is an amazing and gentle soap. Used it myself and on my toddler. Love the smell and how clean and soft my skin feels!