Calm Down, Karen- Lavender Soap
Regular price
$8.00
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Because the world's a dumpster fire and you need something nice in your life.
Do you read the comments on internet articles even though you know you shouldn't? Ever catch yourself yelling "TUCK AND ROLL" in the school drop-off line because the minivan in front of you seems to have an intense goodbye ritual, and you're late for work? Calm Down, Karen* might be the soap for you.
Made with lavender tea, lavender essential oil, and purple Brazilian clay, Calm Down, Karen is an excellent addition to a relaxing hot shower. And a relaxing hot shower can help you have patience with the overworked server who keeps forgetting your diet soda. You don't immediately have to ask to see their manager.
* Apologies to all the good Karens in the world. I know you're probably mad at me for this. Just remember, in this case, Karen is an attitude, not a name.
Features
- Purple Brazilian Clay creates a silky lather
- Scented with natural lavender essential oil
- Made with our own recipes of 6 skin loving oils and kinds of butter
- 100% vegan
- Handcrafted in small batches
- Net Weight: 4.0 oz
To Use:
- Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
- To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t, because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
- Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
- Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Lavender Oil, Sodium Lactate, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Montmorillonite, Kaolin, Mica
I have used the steamers for ages, but this is admittedly my first soap and man alive, it did not disappoint! The fragrance is on point, the texture is divine, my wildly dry skin feels so soft after, and most unexpected, it even got the approval of my forever unimpressed tween daughter! Highly recommend and for sure adding to my rotation going forward.
Thanks Megan! This review made my day! I also have a tween and I know how hard they can be to impress! Thanks for takinga chance on our soaps!
This soap has a lovely lavender scent to it, not too strong. It doesn’t melt too fast like some handmade soaps do. This soap, paired with the lavender shower steamer is the perfect relaxation combo!
thank you so much for taking the time to leave a review! I am so glad you enjoy this soap and you find it relaxing! We could all use some relaxing these days.
I bought this for a friend (named Karen) because, clever marketing, and the soap is amazing. Now I have to admit I haven't actually used it, as it's a gift and that would be really weird. But it's been sitting in a bag on my desk for a week before being delivered to my friend, and it made me happy because it smells so good! I kind of want to order another bar to keep around so I can just have all the good smells at my desk one the soap has been delivered to its rightful owner. I have no doubt it will be greatly appreciated by Karen (though she's not A Karen).
I ditched body washes and started using this. It works great, leaves my skin feeling good after, and I love the calming lavender scent after a long day.
While I have loved every single bar of soap I have purchased, this one is by far my favorite! I keep this bar by the bathtub because that's where I head after the gym. There is just something about the calming scent of lavender after an hour of spin and before bed that really calms me. I am so amped up after the gym that I need something to force my body to calm down and this bar does the trick every single time!