Summer? Beach?
Hard pass.
I'm prepping for Spooky Season during the 4th of July fireworks. My hoodies are ready, waiting for the first dip in temps. I mapped out all the best routes to see Fall Colors within a 300-mile radius. My credit card statement consists mostly of coffee shops that serve warmly spiced drinks.
I don't care if that makes me basic. I am proud that Fall is my entire personality.
- Smells like a perfect slice of pumpkin pie straight from the oven.
- Colored similarly to a perfectly baked slice.
- Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
- Handcrafted in small batches
- 100% vegan
- Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz
How to Use:
- Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
- To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
- Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
- Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Water, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Iron Oxide
