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Hans Gruber- Christmas Tree Scented
Hans Gruber- Christmas Tree Scented
Hans Gruber- Christmas Tree Scented

Hans Gruber- Christmas Tree Scented

Regular price $7.00 Sale

Are you a bad guy with a terrible German accent? Are you sick of American cowboy wannabes messing up your perfect plan? Then you need Hans Gruber soap.

Named after the best bad guy with the worst German accent, Hans Gruber, smells like the perfect fresh Christmas tree but without all the sticky sap. It leaves your skin feeling soft and clean with a smell that will have you singing O Tannenbaum....but only those two words because who actually knows the rest of them? 

Features:

  • Smells like a live Christmas tree without all the mess  
  • Fun green and white swirl looks great on your soap dish
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz

How to Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

    Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Chromium Green Oxide, Fragrance