As an adult, I look back in awe at what my parents went through on our annual Christmas tree "hunt." An obscene amount of food was prepped, and the camping stove readied. A cooler full of beer and a thermos full of hot cocoa were filled to the brim. Me and my three siblings were in charge of packing every last piece of outware, usually mismatched. Everything was piled into our full-sized, early 90s conversion van, and we drove to Northern Indiana to find and cut down the perfect tree for our house.
We met up with our cousins along the way and our gang of 30+ people spent a minimum of 6 hours hunting for the perfect tree to cut down. Going to a tree-lot for a pre-cut tree was a mortal sin. And the time my mom suggested a fake tree? Mutiny.
This soap reminds me of those glory days. The fresh, crisp scent reminds me of that Indiana tree farm, but I don't have to wrap up my children in so many layers they resemble Randy from A Christmas Story.
Features:
- Smells like a live Christmas tree without all the mess
- Fun green and white swirl with a touch of sparkle looks great on your soap dish
- Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
- Handcrafted in small batches
- 100% vegan
- Net weight: 4.0 oz
How to Use:
- Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
- To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
- Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
- Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Fragrance Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Chromium Green Oxide
