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Argyle- Cranberry Woods

Argyle- Cranberry Woods

Regular price $7.00 Sale

Was your first day working as a chauffeur more than you bargained for?  Annoyed with explaining to square cops that yes, Run DMC can make Christmas music too? Missed a hot date because you're stuck in a parking garage for hours. You need a long hot shower with Argyle, our holiday soap scented with a fresh mix of forest pine and sweet and sharp cranberry. 

Features: 

  • Forest green, deep red and white are perfect for the holiday season. 
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz
To Use:
  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in the eyes because it hurts like hell. 
  • Don't get it all up in your junk.  Your lady bits are self-cleaning.

Ingredients:  Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Polyester 3, acid red 92, iron oxide, chromium oxide green