
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out- Cranberry Woods
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Like a Red Ryder BB Gun, I don't recommend getting this soap in your eye. Both would hurt.
But don't let that scare you! This soap is always a holiday best seller.
Features:
- Forest green, deep red and white are perfect for the holiday season
- Notes of tart cranberry blend with fir to create a perfect holiday scent. .
- Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
- Handcrafted in small batches
- 100% vegan
- Approximate net weight: 4.0 oz
- Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
- To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.
How Not To Use:
- Don’t get it in the eyes because it hurts like hell.
- Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Polyester 3, acid red 92, iron oxide, chromium oxide green