Over Koala-fied- Eucalyptus and Lavender

Over Koala-fied- Eucalyptus and Lavender

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Do you ever wake up thinking, "I don't wanna go to work/school/take care of these kids"?  Is no one allowed to talk to you until you've had somewhere between 1 to 17 cups of coffee? If so, Over Koala-fied might be the soap you need during your morning shower. 

Features: 

  • Scented with a unique blend of fresh and green eucalyptus and herby-floral lavender, to awaken the senses
  • Made with our special recipes of 6 skin loving oils and butters
  • Scented with only essential oils. 
  • 100% vegan
  • Hilarious "punny" name to keep you smiling (because Koala's only eat eucalyptus.  Get it?). 

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t put it in someone’s mouth because they swore. That’s not cool.
  • Don’t get it in eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Don’t eat. It tastes super gross. 
  • Don't get it all up in your junk.  Your lady bits are self-cleaning

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Chromium Oxide