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Santa? I Know Him- Negroni + Procesco scented soap
Santa? I Know Him- Negroni + Procesco scented soap
Santa? I Know Him- Negroni + Procesco scented soap

Santa? I Know Him- Negroni + Procesco scented soap

Regular price $8.00 $8.00 Sale

This is the newest additional to our holiday soap and the scent is not a traditional holiday scent. It smells like you're at a fancy holiday party hosted by Santa, but like, the hot Santa. The Santa with the perfectly trimmed salt and pepper beard and a body that looks like he prefers kids leave him a protein shake over milk and cookies on Christmas Eve.  

Features:

  • Top notes of bitter citrus peel, red currant and crisp Prosecco.
  • Middle notes of juniper and clove
  • Bottom notes of spicy peppercorn. 
  • Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  • Handcrafted in small batches
  • 100% vegan
  • Net weight: 4.0 oz

To Use:

  • Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
  • To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t, because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

  • Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
  • Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil,  Sodium Lactate, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Iron Oxide, Tin Dioxide Fluorphlogopite

 

Customer Reviews

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Tom Pavlik (Cincinnati, US)
Mom thought it WAS fudge!

I gave this soap to my mom as a reminder of my less than clean vocabulary growing up. She smelled it and asked why I was giving her fudge. After a tiny taste she suddenly realized what it was.

So she has some great smelling but awful tasting soap. And a reminder of her middle son’s colorful childhood. And when I say something less than decent she tells me to go wash my hands.

Tom-This review came in while my entire family was sitting around during Thanksgiving break It gave all of us a deep belly laugh. From one potty-mouth to another, thank you!

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Elyse Krause (Fairfield, US)
Just buy it

Do yourself a favor, and just buy the soap! I love citrus. The orange cinnamon combination is truly fantastic.

Thank you so much for taking the time to leave the review! I am so glad you love one of our newest soaps! It will definetly be back

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I wanted to lick myself

This holiday season, I ordered gifts for my coworkers. I selected soaps based off of what they gravitated towards. So I put in my order, threw in a couple of wildcards, and hoped for the best.
Holy moly. I opened the box of soaps, unsure what to expect. The apprehension was killing me. The first one I opened was It's a Beaut, Clark!, and I fell to my knees like the three wise men, in honor of peppermint and chocolatey goodness. Hallelujah!
Once I had risen, I made my husband smell the soap. We decided to squirrel this one away and not gift it. It makes me smell like my favorite parts of the holidays- so good, I wanted to lick myself!