Your Rich Crunchy Aunt- Sandalwood + Vanilla Scented

This soap smells like that one aunt your mom doesn't want to invite to Thanksgiving. You know, your dad's sister who is married to a hedge fund manager and lives in a gated community but dresses like she lives in ex-pat yoga commune on a Costa Rican beach. 

She insists on bringing a seed-oil, grain free, bean and kale stuffing for dinner and you can see your mom sip her wine and smile when everyone choses grandma's white bread version instead. 

This is that aunt who passively makes backhanded compliments to your Dad like "Wow, your house seems so clean, for once" and she passively implies to your cousin that he wouldn't have ADHD if his parents focused on natural immunity instead of vaccines. 

Everything about this aunt is judgmental and awful...except the way she smells. Even your mom has to admit that this aunt smells fantastic. Like rich, creamy and slightly powdery sandalwood mixed with subtle hint of a freshly split vanilla bean. It's the kind of smell that makes you want to hug her, but if you do you'll feel her mentally calculating how much weight you lost or gained since she last saw you. 

Features:

• Allows you to smell your aunt without having to actually see her
• Gentle top notes of fancy sandalwood
• Bottom round out the scent with a hint of vanilla.
• No colors of additives. The light brow occurs naturally from the fragrance.  
• Made with our unique blend of 6 skin-loving oils and kinds of butter
  
• Handcrafted in small batches
• 100% vegan
• Net weight: 4.0 oz

How to Use:

• Rub on wet body. Don’t think about me while you do it. Rinse well.
• To increase lather, use a washcloth. Or don’t because that just creates more laundry.   

How Not To Use:

• Don’t get it in your eyes because it hurts like hell.
• Be gentle around your junk. Wash around it but not in it. 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Lactate, Fragrance